Girl Tries Her Best to Protect Her Boyfriend from Being Jump
Miley Cyrus Performed With A Big D*ck Last Night. Miley Cyrus kicked off her Dead Petz tour in Chicago on Thursday with an outfit that, well, not so much defies description as it violently assaults description with an improvised weapon before discarding the body in the East River. Thigh-high silver boots, an S&M bondage top with included prosthetic breasts, a huge purple wig that vaguely resembled David Bowie's hair in Labyrinth and, lest we forget, a massive, spiraled strap-on. Pause.