So Fellas, How Would You React To This Situation? (Hurt Bae Parody)
While at "Chicago Margarita Fest" with my wife (at the South Shore Cultural Center), we were approached by a belligerent and irate woman named Jessica Lynn Sanders, who called my wife and I "nigger" repeatedly, knocked my phone out of my hand and spit on my wife. All of this was because we picked up a bean bag that she and her friends weren't using to play the Bean Bag Toss game. This is the experience of being black in America in 2016, unfortunately.